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 Post subject: Little Johnny
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:46 pm 
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Location: Ontario, Canada
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited
over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that
the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing
ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came
back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said,
"Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnny,"coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses".


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 Post subject: Re: Little Jonnie
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:55 pm 
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Location: England xD
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 Post subject: Re: Little Jonnie
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:14 pm 
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Location: United States Mich.
Very good
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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