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| Author: | {ABA}Bonjaa [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Little Girl on a Plane |
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. OK, 'she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? |
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| Author: | {ABA}ABadAss [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Girl on a Plane |
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| Author: | {ABA}Worlock [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Girl on a Plane |
That's pretty good I like it I All ready past it on
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