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 Post subject: Quickie in the Bushes
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:32 pm 
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Over Lord

Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:50 pm
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Location: Ontario, Canada
There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.

This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'


Work before play, and if work becomes play - PLAY HARD!


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 Post subject: Re: Quickie in the Bushes
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:27 pm 
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Clan Member

Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 8:26 pm
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Location: United States Mich.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good


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 Post subject: Re: Quickie in the Bushes
PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:49 pm 
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Sarge

Joined: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:58 pm
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Ahahaha! Wasn't expecting that ending!


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