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 Post subject: Classifieds
PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 10:42 am 
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The last one of course is the best....

Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little b_ _ _ _ _d. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out awhile.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Classifieds
PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:17 pm 
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Location: United States Mich.
LOL Ant that the truth. (The last one)
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 Post subject: Re: Classifieds
PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:54 pm 
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Very nice....really liked the last one as well!!!

-John


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