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 Post subject: Women VS Men
PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:39 am 
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Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:57 pm
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Men Are Just Happier People




NICKNAMES


. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.



EATING OUT


. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY


. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's
on sale.



BATHROOMS


. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS


. A woman has the last word in any argument.

. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.



FUTURE


. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS


. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE


. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
does.



DRESSING UP


. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL


. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING


. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.

. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!


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 Post subject: Re: Women VS Men
PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:27 pm 
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Location: United States Mich.
LOL
I cant forget my mistakes, my wife wont let me.


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 Post subject: Re: Women VS Men
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:49 pm 
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Location: Ontario, Canada
:lol: :lol: :lol: LOL Very good !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Work before play, and if work becomes play - PLAY HARD!


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