I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I
collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall,with blond
hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
Work before play, and if work becomes play - PLAY HARD!