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 Post subject: CHINESE SICK LEAVE
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:21 pm 
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - " I NO COME WORK TODAY"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, " I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go
to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.



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 Post subject: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:34 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: very good!!


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 Post subject: Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:35 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice.


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