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| Author: | {ABA}Bonjaa [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work! |
* It's an incentive to show up. * It reduces stress. * Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross." * It leads to more honest communications. * It reduces complaints about low pay. * It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. * Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. * It helps save on heating costs in the winter. * It encourages carpooling. * Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. * It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. * It makes fellow employees look better. * It makes the cafeteria food taste better. * Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. * Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. * Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. * Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. * It makes everyone more open with their ideas. * Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of drinks. * Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. * Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. (?) * It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union. * The janitor's closet will finally have a use. * Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. * Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language. |
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| Author: | «MechikTåj» [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work! |
{ABA}Bonjaa wrote: * It's an incentive to show up. * Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. * It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. * Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 
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