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 Post subject: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:21 pm 
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Over Lord

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Oh my god! This is hilarious!

Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to
be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of
Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian
sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as
Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language'
that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in
New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of
the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+
MPH, that's too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:17 pm 
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:58 pm
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Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Should i cry or should i laugh ?
i guess i'll laugh...
lolololololololololol


In the eyes of ranger,
the unsuspected stranger,
had better know the truth of wrong from right.
Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you.
And what you do he's gonna see.
When you'r in Texas look behind you,
cause thats where the ranger gonna be.


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 Post subject: Re: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:37 am 
Over Lord

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LOL that was damn funny! fo sho :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:03 pm 
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Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:33 pm
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Location: Earth
Ah good ol' ebonics!!!! What would we do without them!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

EBONICS Vocabulary 101


HOTEL ----- The damn ho tel everyone I gave her da crabs!

To truly appreciate the language follow this link!!!!!!LOL

http://humor.beecy.net/misc/ebonics/


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 Post subject: Re: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:09 am 
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Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:29 pm
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Location: Sahuarita AZ
That was dam FUNNY!!!!!!!
I lived in Nawlens fo 4 and a half years and dats exactly da way they talk.
Keep up the funny stuff :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Oh my god! This is hilarious!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:17 am 
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Sarge

Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:13 pm
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OMG, is this for realz? Please put the link to the real story, it would be great to send to people I know to make them laugh.


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