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Author:  {ABA}ABadAss [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Blonde Teenager needs a little extra cash..........
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of
the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.


'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much
will you charge me?'


Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'


The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch
goes ALL the way around the house?'


He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'


The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'


Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.


'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.


'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats.'


Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her along with a ten dollar tip.


'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
Author:  MB42 [ Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Blonde Teenager needs a little extra cash..........
:lol: :lol:
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